Sometimes you don't need an excuse to leave; you just need the right hat. Whether you’re escaping an awkward conversation, dodging a boring event, or just heading out to the woods to recharge, let the frog cowboy do the talking for you.
This isn't just a funny patch slapped on a lid. We built this on a premium Otto chassis—widely recognized as the gold standard for trucker hats. It features a high-quality, detailed embroidery patch on a classic camo front, breathable mesh back to keep you cool, and a fit that feels broken-in from day one.
It’s the perfect accessory for the introvert with an attitude (or anyone who just knows when it's time to skedaddle).
Processing time: 2–4 business days
Pre-orders: Ship on the date shown in the product description
You’ll get a tracking number as soon as your package is on the way
Most U.S. packages arrive in 2-5 business days
Questions? We’re here for you — reach us at hello@crownedoneofficial.com